Random Moment with Kak Ila

Assalamualaikum

I have a colleague, her name is Kak Ila. I don't know what changes (maybe old age catching up heheeee :) ) this year, she's blur-er than ever. She can't seems to remember things, she mix up her words and she even hear things differently, it has been hilarious.

Some of her hilarious moment

On her loose pants

Kak Ila: Kite rasa kite kene pakai seat belt la. 

Me: *trying to process the information in my head. Why loose pants need seat belt??*

(20 seconds later)

Me: Kak Ila cakap ape tadi?

Kak Ila: Kite kene pakai seat belt.

Me: Pakai ape?

realisation hits her. we both laugh hysterically.

On her favourite actor

Kak Ila: Kita suka ni, alaaa yang tu...rambut beruban serabut tu.

Me: Sape?

Kak Ila: Alaaa buffalo buffalo tu.

Me: ha?

Kak Ila: tuuuu yang the hulk tu.

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On muslimah brand

Me: *talks about Tudungpeople*

Kak Ila: Tudung Kita tu kat mana?

Me: Tudung apa?

Kak Ila: Tudung Kita

Me: Tudung Kita tu apa?

Kak Ila: Tadi tu tirah cakap.

Me: Tudungpeople!

Kak Ila: Oh hahahahahahahahhahahahaha kite tengah fikir pasal Mimpikita. 

zzzzzzzzz

On work (this one a bit technical)

Kak Ila: Kite tak boleh pass JV. Lama dah ni.

Me: takkan fiscal books pun. kenapa?

Kak Ila: Fath kata diorang tengah buat proration

Me: *Look at the date* Proration bende dah 7 hari bulan ni.

Kak Ila: Iya betul fath cakap.

Me: Tak nak caya kak Ila ni mesti salah dengar ni. :'P

Kak Ila: tak. ni betul. Jap panggil Fath

Fath came.

Kak Ila: Fath fath, kenape tak boleh pass JV sekarang eh?

Fath: Oh system tengah rollover.

Me: ha kan dah kata salah dengar!