Assalamualaikum
This happened yesterday;
Del, Ikin, Kak Ila and I were doing our weekly Thursday shopping (Aeon Supermarket has a lot of good deals on Thursday yes you're welcome) and this one promoter aunty came and approached us. She was trying to make small talks with us:
Aunty: U olls kerja ke?
Del : haah...dekat sini je. (points to our office building)
Aunty: Mana?
Del : (showed her tag) sini sini.
Aunty: Ohhhh sini kerje banyak senang kan. Anak Aunty dulu kerje situ. Intern. RMxx. Semua ade. Coffee ada. Cake ada. Buah ada. kerje senang. Download invoices saja. Tak payah sekolah pun boleh buat. kan? Orang bodoh pun boleh kerja. Habis SPM boleh terus kerja sana.
Del : haah Aunty. Betul lah tu. Memang bodoh pun boleh buat
Aunty: Kan. U qualification apa? Belajar mana?
Del : Tak belajar Aunty. Lepas SPM terus masuk sini.
Aunty: Itu la Aunty sudah kata. Kerja situ senang. tapi jangan masuk KPMG. Situ susah. 5 sen pun mau cari.
Del : haah senang la Aunty itu boleh shopping -_______-
I was busy laughing my ass off at the side.
Del : haah senang la Aunty itu boleh shopping -_______-
I was busy laughing my ass off at the side.
Moral of the story is....well, no moral of the story. This is just some random story we experienced randomly in Malaysia. hahahahaha. Anyway, the Aunty was just being a normal Malaysian aunties, a concern citizen. In the beginning she was questioning whatever we had in our trolley (kenape beli beras? sapa nak masak?) and she thought I was 25 and wanted to introduce me to this one Malay guy she knows. You know, typical Malaysian aunties. haha.
The only reason this moment made it into a blogpost is Del. The way I write don't even do justice towards her trolling talent. lol. Membahan orang is her second nature. She can do it effortlessly anytime anywhere. :'P
The only reason this moment made it into a blogpost is Del. The way I write don't even do justice towards her trolling talent. lol. Membahan orang is her second nature. She can do it effortlessly anytime anywhere. :'P
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